Boogie Chillen
July 24-25, 2003

Again, HOW did David Hayward get all the way to the penthouse before a security guard notified Bianca that he was there to see her? Shouldn't a call have been made from the lobby as opposed to yelling through the front door? Still it was refreshing to see that Bianca didn't just walk over and yank the door open like so many rape victims do on soaps, as if nothing had ever happened to them.

It's the middle of the day (maybe even the MORNING) -- why is Liza the ONLY person at Fusion and why are the phones ringing off the hook like they are every other workday? SPOILER SPACE FOR FRIDAY'S SHOW:

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For those keeping track, Greenlee weight 6 lbs 4 ozs at birth and apparently doesn't have a middle name. This is according to the closeup of her birth certificate. Does anyone else think it's odd that Mary travels around with Greenlee's birth certificate? She had the hotel concierge bring a lockbox from the safe to her table at the Valley Inn bar.

Okay, Reggie, ENOUGH with the odometer jokes about Erica's marriages -- we GET it. I DID like the one about her having so many miles down the aisles, though :-)

How can Lena yank the door open to the room where the wedding rehearsal is and no one even notice, including the reverend who is facing her? And speaking of that room, why would Erica want to get married in the same room where Vanessa tried to cut Greenlee's throat in front of a captive audience?

Tad, Boyd and Aidan swarming into CandyAss's condo wearing ninja outfits and attacking, subduing and hog-tying him, followed by tossing him into the communal trash bin is BEYOND STUPID! Then they go back into his place and plunder his laptop for cybercrime. Did it ever occur to them that THEY have now committed not only cybercrime, but felony kidnapping and attempted murder (restricting his airway by duct-taping his mouth shut, then tossing him into a hot, enclosed metal container in late July)? As enjoyable as it is to see Michael thrown out like the trash he is, it's WAY overshadowed by the stupidity of the act. For one thing, it's a condominium complex -- EVERYONE uses the same garbage can and any number of them could have witnessed the assault. Then they go back in and take their masks off and start poking around everything and they aren't even wearing GLOVES! Idiots.

Bianca truly DOES march to her own drummer, because that dancing had NOTHING to do with the music that was played. I really don't understand why she went to The Pit (they don't card them there) when she could have done the same at the Blue Angel. Oh wait, that's right -- no guys to make her suddenly go into DON'T TOUCH ME mode. Never mind.

Robin "that said, I hope someone tosses fresh, mushy dogshit into the trash before they discover that CandyAss is in it" Coutellier