Boogie Chillen
July 18, 2003

Budget cuts must be hitting hard in PV -- they haven't emptied the trash in the park (in the PLAY area no less) for over 3 DAYS!

Wait a minute -- Myrtle says Bianca hasn't eaten for 3 days. Erica says Bianca was very upset when she saw her yesterday, but Erica saw her the morning after the rape. Time warp!

I don't know about YOU, but if *I* were stuck in an elevator, *I'D* be fantasizing about finding a bathroom. Wait as sec -- I guess that means Simone and I would BOTH be thinking with our crotches. That girl can't stop moaning with sexual desire for a SECOND! She's going to drop dead from exhaustion at this rate, like the mouse who knows which button to push for orgasms and which one to push for food (it will starve to death in favor of the orgasms). The first thing she should do when she gets out of the elevator is to make an appointment with an endocrinologist, because her hormones are SERIOUSLY f**ked up.

I agree with whoever said the new guy looks WAAAY too much like Michael Cambias. That's going to be a hard one to get past. And, of course, I've always maintained that William DeVry aka CandyAss bears an unfortunate resemblance to Ted Bundy.

Erica is practically frothing at the mouth with worry about Bianca, but Kendall can't be bothered to CALL Erica and let her know that she's found Bianca? No, she had to make Erica wait and worry while she BROUGHT Bianca to her.

Robin "Have these people never heard of a PHONE?" Coutellier