Boogie Chillen
July 3-4, 2003

How did Jamie get Tad out of the chair if Liza had the key?

It's the 4th of July -- can't Brooke relax and wear something summery? Even Tad is in long sleeves. I guess their only concession to the weather and the fact that it is a national holiday is going to be not wearing wool suit jackets.

Does Erica know that there's a big rip in her top?

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Where is Colby during all these family festivities? Maybe Adam is visiting with her for the day. What fun for a 5-yr-old! "Come on outside with Daddy, Colby -- look how PRETTY the $100 bills are when we set them on fire! And LOOK! There's Winifred being shot out of a canon into the lake! Oops! For a second there I thought her uniform was going to get mussed! I have a present for you, too! Look! Your very own digital badge to the Chandler Building! Say CHEESE, Colby!"

Why aren't there any MEN getting doused with buckets of water?

I was watching the show on Friday night as fireworks pounded in the sky a couple of miles away at the fairgrounds. Just as the booms met their crescendo, they suddenly started on the show at the point that Tad told Opal to knock it off (causing booming in the sky :-) - - talk about TIMING!

Carlos says adios to Greenlee because of her scheming. Goodbye, so long, farewell! Don't let the doorknob hit you on your semi-firm ass on your way out! Even Greenlee didn't seem to be particularly perturbed about it. She probably opened the champagne, retrieved the mini-vibrator from her purse AND ate all the macadamia nuts from the mini-bar. Alas, I doubt that this is REALLY the end for them.

I'm STILL stunned that Tad was tasered into unconciousness (granted it doesn't take much to knock people unconscious in PV, but this was more legitimate than, say, a bonk to the back of the head with a small hand mirror), kidnapped, tied to a chair and told his son was going to die a slow, horrible death and NO ONE took it seriously!

Robin "hilarity ensues!" Coutellier