Boogie Chillen
July 2, 2003

WHOA! I was only KIDDING about Michael joking about harming Jamie! DAVID said it to Tad, rather than Michael saying it to BROOKE, but DAMN, he said it less than 24 hours after I joked about it!

Why did Anna have to leave Tad tied to a chair while she rode shotgun with a couple of cops to the HFH house? She's the Chief of Police, not a beat cop! They all swooped in together -- did she DELAY them so she could be with them?

Jamie's quite the little smooth-talker, isn't he? His newfound confidence with schmoozing women is rather surprising considering that a) he didn't even have sex with a hooker that stayed overnight with him, and b) the wimpy little jerk was so traumatized by being hugged by Vanessa last year that he couldn't (and then WOULDN'T) even TALK, let alone blythely try to pick up one older woman after another!

Speaking of Jamie, his LIFE could be on the line and Liza thinks it's just adorable that Tad is handcuffed and bound to a chair. Do you think she'd feel the same if the situation was reversed and COLBY were in danger? Tongue comment to Anna aside, I fail to see the humor in the situation. Then they play the Tad the Cad music as Liza breezily walks out with the keys to the cuffs, leaving him in the chair for the night -- WTF? The timing on this STINKS! Not only that, but he's not as young as he used to be. That's GOTTA be hard on his bod, especially his shoulders! I would be even MORE panicked knowing that the PVPD was going to assign a cop to Jamie -- a prerequisite for the job is that they can easily be fooled by and physically overcome by a 5-yr-old!

Robin "I'm surprised she didn't slip him a laxative while she was at it" Coutellier