Boogie Chillen
January 14-15, 2003

I hope Lysistrata has a point to her sage observations about Greenlee NOT wanting Trey and David to leave her alone. All Greenlee ever does is tell them to leave her alone, but they follow her around like bloodhounds after rare steaks she keeps in her purse.

Did the movie end, or did everyone in the theater decide to walk out at once because of the scene Adam was making? If it's the latter, I don't believe it for a SECOND! There's no screaming (from down in front), so maybe it WAS over.

Mia is recovering from falling out of the 3rd or 4th floor onto a cement patio. You'd think Simone would remember that before she YANKED her over to stand with Boyd for a photo shoot.

After making a pathetically melodramatic gesture of burning the sexy red dress he had bought for Maria for Valentines Day, Edmund rants to Brooke that he caught Maria trying to climb out of a second floor window just to see Aidan. He conveniently leaves OUT the part where he locked her in the room in the first place!

Chris tells Erica that the thought of her leading Jordan on to get him a job was "not a pretty picture". Hmmmm, Chris may be sharper than I thought, but that's certainly an accurate description (well that and the one of two clown cars colliding).

That's right, Brooke, enable the crazy man. Urge him to go after Maria with everything he's got. Of course, as previously mentioned, Edmund left out a couple of key details. Next time he'll bring a rope. That was kind of chilling when he semi-jokingly asked her if he should help Maria open up by going after her with a blowtorch.

Obviously there is a problem of overheating in the studio, given that at least two (and about to be three, most likely) men had to take the shirts off (and Aidan only wore a towel for much of that), Kendall paraded around in a skirt and bra, and Greenlee wore her trademark strappy sundress. Someone needs to turn off a space heater or two so the characters realize that it's JANUARY and it's COLD!

Robin "The mother in me wants to tell them to put sweaters on AND wear rubbers" Coutellier