Boogie Chillen
January 13, 2003

There is NO ONE sitting anywhere NEAR Joni and Jamie, but she says it's getting kind of crowded and nervously asks if he wants to move closer to the screen. CROWDED? Come on, Joni, you're a smart girl -- SURELY you can come up with something better than THAT!

Why is Adam considered a control freak if he wants JR to wear a suit and tie to an interview to get into HARVARD?

Joni SHOULD be concerned about JR, considering he keeps groping her ASS.

Sorry, I just can't see Liza choosing Night of the Mantis as a movie to see with Adam on a "date". She seems to think it's fun. Adam can't STAND it. I can understand them going on a date to do something SHE wants to do, but IMO this is really just being mean-spirited on her part to pick something she KNOWS he'll hate. The whole point was to help bring them closer together, after all. That said, Adam is being a total ass about it.

Adam winces at the screen, cringing at the screaming of someone presumably being eaten by a giant praying mantis. Repulsed, he says he didn't know someone could MAKE a sound like that! Oh, PLEASE -- ALL of your wives made that sound on a routine basis every time they realized to whom they were married (too easy, I know :-)

Why do they keep referring to the move as a slasher movie when the poster says differently? Unless, of course, the Mantis is actually the name of a character instead of a giant insect. Or a giant mantis is wielding a Swiss Army Knife, in which case it WOULD be a slasher movie.

This entire bus station farce is so ludicrous! Not only does Aidan look more suspicious and stand out more than a monkey with a bazooka in the middle of a salon poetry recital, but Kendall and Maria BOTH keep calling him by his name. Then they are flanked by the woman who shot Aidan and the police, so they do a group slam-to-a- halt/huddle/side-step.

Jamie chimes in with moviegoer complaints and turns to tell Adam to shut his big, fat-- Yeah, like Jamie doesn't recognize Adam's voice!

Looks like Lysistrata got a MAJOR makeover -- and I HATE it. She's barely recognizable! It's not HER and doesn't fit in at ALL with her character's personality as it has already been established in the short time she's been on the show. I liked her the way she WAS.

Yes, I AM grouchy today.

Robin "hippy-dippy" Coutellier
(MSWord Spell Check didn't like "hippy", but it was fine with "dippy")