Boogie Chillen
February 17, 2003

For someone who's not involved with anyone, Maggie sure has a LOT of Valentines Day fluff in her room (balloons, an I-Love-You teddy bear, etc.).

Let me get this straight. Aidan and Maria are hiding in a little shack from Julian and his evil sidekick, Morgan. They leave the relative safety of the shack to go out onto the beach, build a fire, and, just in case the fire wasn't noticed, they hang Maria's whiter- than-white bikini up on sticks to dry, with the double-D cups flapping in the breeze.

Amazingly enough, although Simoan lasciviously chuckled and batted her eyes at the men today, she did NOT actually MOAN. Her hormones must be at a rare LOW point.

The innuendoes (and don't get me wrong, I've been known to toss out an innuendo here and there) about Simon's box were SO crass and utterly unfunny. How long before she gets a cat and they start constantly twittering about her pussy? (It worked on "Are You Being Served" in the early 70s, but Simoan is hardly Mrs. Slocumbe.) I never really GOT "box" references. I know what they are referring to, I just don't understand why anyone would consider it boxy or why the euphemism would have caught on (must be Victorian in nature) since it's so blah. It's like referring to a part of a man's anatomy as a bottle of dishsoap -- squeeze it enough and viscous stuff will come out, but it's not a particularly sexy, funny or even remotely interesting comparison.

Robin "where's Mrs. Slocumbe when we need her?" Coutellier