Boogie Chillen
February 5, 2003

I don't know how much more I can take of Simone moaning in sexual ecstasy and sliming all over the place at the slightest provocation (or none at all). I'm amazed she isn't humping the furniture, let alone the maintenance man. What a SKANK! I've been pretty damn flirtatious in my time (I know it's hard to believe, but it's true), and I can only hope that I NEVER came across as desperate as her, at least out LOUD. I shudder to think of what she'll do when she discovers they have an electric pencil sharpener in the office, to say nothing of a vibrating pager. They're going to NEED a maintenance person just to mop up after her. She's a total CARTOON!

The hunky new guy is great to look at, but, alas, we now have ANOTHER accent that will be hard to decipher. All I could think of was Anton.

While I agree that people need a social life, I'm with Greenlee on needing everyone there NOW. They're in the middle of a flown-blown, career/company-ending crisis, but Kendall takes off with a total stranger in a helicopter for dinner in NYC, and Mia, although she stuck around a little longer, took off to be with Jake. I agree Mia should stay in touch with Jake, but I don't think she should just abandon Fusion in a moment of crisis. Of course, ALL their moments are moments of crisis, but this is by far the biggest crisis they've had, even if it IS due to their own stupidity.

Robin "if they REALLY wanted a big-seller, they'd make lipstick that tastes like fudge" Coutellier