Boogie Chillen
December 29-30, 2003

Comments on Monday's show: Eh.

That is one BUTT UGLY outfit Bianca is wearing -- BLEAH! For once, MAGGIE is better dressed than she is! Among other things, it looked like the skirt was tucked into the back of her pantyhose

Babe was married to Paul? I find that hard to believe, no matter HOW drunk they were -- what a DWEEB!

Aidan and Mia KNOW they are in danger because security was breached so what do they do? They decide to go outside for a romantic stroll (this is after Aidan abandons his OWN security job to make out with her after catching her). Idiots.

First Ryan gives Kendall a baby lump in full view of the open blinds in her condo, then he persuades her to go out with him to a place where she won't have to wear it. Hey -- MAKE UP YOUR MIND!

I thought that WeedWhacker haircut had finally (mercifully) gone out of style, but it looks like Maggie managed to get one. Always on the cutting edge of style, that one.

What's with all this "romantic" bubblegum music, targeted toward the average 13-yr-old girl, being played by adults trying to have romantic, sophisticated New Year's Eve celebrations? It wrecked the whole notion of a romantic evening for ME by making me wonder if a horde of screaming, worshipful, young teenagers were going to break down the doors at any second. It's the kind of thing that, if your sweetie were to proudly play that music in order to impress you, you would smile and think he was very sweet for trying so hard, but would secretly lose a little respect for him and, later, if you break up, you'll snicker over it.

Wow, Adam is QUITE generous with his hissing SSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssss today. He must have something PARTICULARLY evil and serpent-like on his mind, although I can't imagine WHAT in the current situation could come anywhere NEAR what he's already done in so MANY other situations.

Robin "ssssssssssssssss" Coutellier