Boogie Chillen
December 23-26, 2003

When did Kendall have time to put up Christmas decorations at the condo?

It's no wonder Kendall is so frighteningly skinny -- she spends at LEAST half of her life running out the door after people she has just been nasty to and begging them to forgive her.

Why is Mia at the Martin Christmas Eve shindig? She's Jake's EX-fiance and they had a BAAAAD breakup!

Not only do people have sex in front of the open blinds in the infamous condo(s), but they also strap on fake baby lumps. It's one thing to be immodest, but considering the phenomenal lengths they'll go to to pretend Kendall is pregnant instead of Bianca, you'd think they would have a single spare brain cell put aside just to keep them from doing that in FULL VIEW who whoever might happen to glance (if not peer) into the windows! So is Kendall suddenly going to show up with a 5-6 month baby lump grown overnight from a concave belly? Maybe no one will notice.

Was there anyone who did NOT see through the Bianca and Baby Jesus hallucination from the very MOMENT she spotted an actual baby in the manger? Adorable baby, but EXCEPTIONALLY contrived scenes. As each day goes by, my conviction that Bianca isn't fit to be a parent becomes stronger. BTW, that's a HELL of a big plastic "newborn" baby -- I've seen toddlers smaller than THAT! Plastic Mary must be REALLY sore!

What happened to Jackson? He shows up at the boathouse and discovers Greenlee. Then the next time we see the boathouse, Greenlee is alone again and continuing her one-sided conversation with Leo.

Opal referred to LIZA as a suction cup on legs (as compared to Simone)? If Liza's a suction cup, then Simone is an industrial HOOVER!

Okay, when Tad pointed out that Jamie and Babe used protection, and Jamie IMMEDIATELY said: "We both FELT something!", how many of you immediately flashed on what they most likely "felt" and assumed Kleenex was involved in cleaning it up?

DEFINITELY enjoying the scenes between Mary and Krystal :-) Now KRYSTAL can give Mary a run for her money!

Robin "still blinking at Krystal's Christmas Eve party outfit" Coutellier