Boogie Chillen
October 24, 2002

I hate to burst their bubble, but $5M isn't going to buy NEARLY as much as Trey and Kendall seem to think, especially if they split at $2.5M each. I don't know what a villa on the Riviera is worth, but if it's anything like a moderately nice house in Silicon Valley, there goes $1M right there. Not that *I* would spit at $5M. Of course, if there's more where they came from, they might actually be able to sping for something lavish.

I wish they would show a more expansive view of the drop from the falls so we could get an idea of how far down it really is. I know it was all done in a studio so they're somewhat limited when it comes to space, but it really doesn't seem VAST. Mind you, *I* probably wouldn't survive a fall of 10 feet, but that's just me. After all, Dimitri survived a fall out of an airplane a short distance off the coast of England WITH BOUND HANDS and managed to wash up on the beach close to Pine Valley (dubbed Sandy Bottom Beach by voters on RATSA). He didn't feel so good, and he did an EXCEPTIONALLY laughable staggering scene onto the beach, but that not-so-fresh feeling never lasts. Look at Leslie Coulsen, who survived a fall off the top of the Chandler Building (which they actually SHOWED to be quite a distance from the sidewalk and bustling metropolitan street below.

You know, if Greenlee were in her right mind, she wouldn't DARE go out in public in that EXTREMELY unflattering hospital gown and booties.

Adam wryly tells Brooke that Mia may be young, but she's HARDLY "impressionable". I guess that explains why, in the end, he couldn't make a dent.

I have to say I like Brooke MUCH better when she's drunk. She's funnier and MUCH more quick-witted than when she's sober. LOVED her furiously batting her eyes at Adam as she mocked his flirtation with the waitress. She so much more relaxed that you might only need a Yugo to pulled the needle out of her butt, as opposed to a tractor.

LOD #1
Brooke to Adam: "You know what? I am the LAST person to tell ANYONE how to run their life." Adam: "When has THAT ever stopped you?" ROTFLMAO!

LOD #2
Adam to Brooke: "You're MEAN when you drink." Brooke: "YOU'RE mean when you're SOBER."

In one of my ongoing rants, I have to say, once again: Who the HELL keeps liquor just lying around waiting to be served when they have teenage (or ANY for that matter) kids around? Considering that her pseudo step-son JR has drug problems, that her first daughter, Laura #1 was killed by a drunk driver, and that Jamie has had a freaky summer filled with afternoon sessions with the psychiatrist from Hell, having decanters of brandy out in the open like that is TOTALLY irresponsible!

LOD #3
Adam to Brooke: "Well, if GOD can put your marriage behind him, so can YOU!" BWAHAHAHAA!

What kind of bargaining chip does Trey have by handing the diamonds over to Jackson right there without getting anything in writing?

You know, I dreaded the thought of Brooke and Adam getting it on (or at least starting to), but their desperate desire seems totally understandable to me. Maybe it's because she IS drunk and not quite in control and therefore downright HUMAN, as opposed to being totally hypocritical by doing similar things when she's SOBER. OTOH, did she really have to fall down to the COUCH again? (Note to Brooke: You can bruise a tailbone that way -- trust me, I *KNOW* what I'm talking about)

Robin "try explaining THAT one to the doctors (yes, PLURAL)" Coutellier