Boogie Chillen
October 14, 2002

Boy, that Vanessa is cool as a cucumber! She slides out of the ceiling and lands on the carpet quiet as a cat, then scurries off to freedom as the idiot Agency guy tells someone on the phone that she is DEFINITELY in her room -- ROTFL! I didn't think it was POSSIBLE to be more inept than the PVPD, but these Agency guys are actually WORSE!

LOD #1:
Mia to Jake: "Don't push." Jake: "I NEVER push." What a load of CRAP!

LOD #2:
Leo to a ticket agent: "No, no we don't care about penalty charges. My wife is RICH." ROTFLMAO!! Leo is just SOOO comfortable with that :-)

I KNEW that Jake would get sanctimonious about Frankie being the father of Mia's baby. He wheedles it out of Mia, promising to be understanding, then, mere minutes later (it would have been SECONDS later if Frankie and Simone hadn't interrupted them) starts pressuring her to tell Frank and says he doesn't know if he can keep quiet about it. Asshole.

LOVED the name of the airline Trey called: "Cheap Air". ROTFLMAO! He tells them that he wants a one-way ticket out of PV -- whatever is cheapest and fastest. Why does anyone say that? I wouldn't be surprised if that would be considered a red flag these days and you would find an armed escort waiting for you when you arrived for the flight.

If one more person tells Brooke that she's AMAZING and INCREDIBLE, I swear I'll PUKE! I guess she's not going to remain the Town Pariah for very long. Pity, that.

Robin "PLEASE make everyone hate Brooke for a while longer -- as a Christmas present to ME" Coutellier