Boogie Chillen
October 10, 2002

Does that Assistant DA know how to barge into a room or what? She's a one-woman Sherman TANK!

What an ASSHOLE Simone's father is! He belittles her for not having a job, and then he belittles her for getting one that's not up to his standards! [FAC BJ'S ON] Simone, I suggest you seat him at table 15 in seat 4. You know, the one that creates a warm puddle on the seat via the foot pedal behind the counter. Oh, and please remember that we are a SMOKE-FREE restaurant and refrain from offering people seats in the "smoking section", since there isn't one. If someone insists, seat them at table 23 under the sprinkler disguised as a trendy chandelier, then press the button located under the counter behind the cash register. P.S. Winter snow will soon be upon us. Please keep an eye out for large round trays with butt-prints on them, as they will require time in the autoclave as opposed to simple wiping off. [FAC BJ'S OFF]

Now that Trey is (presumably) trying to go straight, will he do or say anything about the adoption of Mia's son, William (like give REAL information, for instance).

Trey apologizes to Kendall for not having a lot of practice at being sincere. Did that sound ironic to anyone else? All he ever DID was PRACTICE being sincere -- he never WAS sincere, but he played at it ALL the time.

All this "instant family" stuff is starting to creep me out. Trey is suddenly brother to Leo, David AND Kendall and cousin to Maggie. Mia shows up as a sister to Liza. Considering all the tomcatting Tad did in his younger years, there are probably more than a couple of HIS kids that will pop up eventually, although they'd be grown up by now. There are BOUND to be some more spawn of Ray Gardner around. God forBID that SIMONE has a heretofore-unknown sibling! Hasn't anyone on this show ever heard of birth control?

Robin "I'd be afraid to answer the door or telephone for fear of yet another sibling popping up" Coutellier