Boogie Chillen
October 1, 2002

Trey should be able to tell by the facial expressions alone that this is NOT Nessa he's dealing with.

Is Erica ever going to have more than about 20 feet of space in the entire top floor of Enchantment?

Forgive me if I'm wrong, but wasn't the bra-on-the-outside look already done by the brain-addled secretary in "SPLASH"? Seriously, Erica looks like she's still in the dressing room at Lacy's. I've been known to try on dresses over my jeans still, but *I'M* the only one who actually knows that, other than the little kids that crawl around looking under dressing room doors ... well, and now YOU.

Line of the Day (LOD)
Erica: "Opal, me TESTING Chris? How high school is THAT?" BWAAHAHAHHAAA!!

You also have to wonder how Erica kept a straight face when she asked Opal: "Ok, WHAT is my style?" Hmmm, her back WAS to the camera (all the better to see how truly STUPID that black bra under a low-backed, low-cut STRAPLESS dress looks). It's hard to say if it looks more stupid from the front or the back.

Opal, on the other hand, looks FABULOUS!

Myrtle said that Eric Kane's birthday falls right on the heels of ERICA'S birthday. OMG the UNTHINKABLE has happened -- ERICA KANE HAS A BIRTHDAY!!! This is an outright ADMISSION that a year has passed in Erica's life and a digit has been ADDED to her age!!! That must make her -- oh I SHUDDER to say it -- 36?

Myrtle says Erica gets like this every year about this time -- no she DOESN'T. Yeah, she stabbed Dimitri with a letter-opener, but that was in December of 1993. Yes, she always acts like a spoiled, immature 15-yr-old, but she doesn't get homocidally insecure according to any CALENDAR.

When Vanessa was sitting on the edge of her bed while thunder crashed outside, did anyone else, just for a moment, think she looked like Kitty from "That 70s Show"?

Vanessa frets to herself: "I HAD to leave -- I had no choice!" Wait a second -- was VANESSA there the night Richard Fields raped Erica, either before or WHILE Erica was being raped? Fields preferring the 14-yr-old Erica over Vanessa might explain her jealousy of her.

Security allowed Trey to go up to Erica's penthouse because ...? And why are they acting like he's a "mysterious stranger" when it's so OBVIOUSLY Trey that walked in and was calling her name. Of course, he SOUNDS just like Richard Fields, so Erica is clearly having some kind of flashback or instinctive response in the course of her dark & stormy night.

Robin "Security! ARREST that woman -- that outfit is a CRIME!" Coutellier