Boogie Chillen
November 28-December 2, 2002

Actually, I DID do a Boogie Chillen for Thursday, but it was inadvertently deleted before I could post it. No big deal, though. If you saw the show on Thanksgiving, you know that the most exciting thing that happened was that Maria remembered where they kept the turkey napkin rings.

David brought Greenlee to the boathouse. She was not enthused about being there and said that it was cold and damp and lifeless -- did he REALLY expect to find Leo there? How many of you got an unpleasant image just then of Leo's cold, damp and lifeless body bobbing to the surface?

Kendall is living at the Valley Inn, so why is she even BOTHERING with changing the sheets on the bed -- doesn't she have housekeeping included with the room?

So, is Laurie being stalked by the security guy? Or is he her father? She's been going on and on about being "poor" and that would fit in with her father being a security guard.

Oh MAN, the new actor playing JR is PATHETIC! It's hard to say if he's equal to or below the skill level of the former Sammy -- YUCK! I was disgusted that Kendall had sex with him -- not so much because of his age (although there IS that), but because the thought of swapping spit and/or any other bodily fluids with him is repugnant!

Should I even BOTHER to mention the STUPID credit-card-unlocks-door routine Bianca pulled on Kendall's hotel room door? Hello? That only works on really old, poorly installed doors with push-button locks in the doorknob, NOT on upscale hotel rooms (or deadbolts, for that matter)!

What is that MESS on top of Erica's head? It looks TERRIBLE on her! It's never been a particularly flattering hairstyle, but it's much too young for her. Sadly, despite the fact that styles that we liked in our teens and 20s always come back around about in 20 or so years, it tends to make us look more Baby Jane than hip and trendy.

Robin "now sporting a Mrs. Brady-like shag -- hmmmm -- is that a music box I hear?" Coutellier