Boogie Chillen
November 19-20, 2002

Why do all the party workers look like smaller, cloned versions of Bianca?

Simone is dirt poor -- why would she be invited to a CHARITY costume ball?

Brooke doesn't even remember that she's hosting a costume ball for charity one or two days ago, and it's being held TONIGHT? It's bad enough not having much notice for a formal ball -- how are people supposed to get COSTUMES on such short notice? Just once I'd like to see someone show up wearing a garbage bag with holes cut out for the neck and arms; they could go as ... a bag of garbage.

Was that Frankie's buttcrack that we just saw?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Greenlee's innovative idea simply a close-up of the face of a model with a background of red hair and FLAMES and the word EVOLUTION? Terrorist Cosmetics -- how ... um ... timely.

So, will the costume that Liza picked out for Mia be a replica of the flaming red dress that Scarlett O'Hara wore to Ashley's birthday party?

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Greenlee has some nerve being pissed off at KENDALL for losing her job. SHE'S the one who childishly defaced materials for an important meeting about to start!

How did Kendall's top stay up during the bar fight? Not that it was a particularly strenuous a bar fight. Did you catch the bar creep suggestively her slithering his tongue at Greenlee and Kendall? Another Thelma and Louise moment!

On Tuesday they said that LIZA picked out Mia's costume. On Wednesday, COLBY had picked out Mia's costume. How many Venusian costumes do they have just sitting around the house?

Why is Laurie suddenly so poor? SHE'S the one who took J.R. to the prom and she even paid for the limo! That said, I am glad that they are actually portraying someone as being an average working person.

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I HOWLED when I saw Opal's "Venusian" costume!

I almost barfed when I saw Jake saying: "I've waited my entire life for this moment!" He seems to have forgotten that he was married to Emily Anne and Gillian.

Robin "in keeping with the theme, Tad the Cad brings syphillis to the party" Coutellier