Boogie Chillen
March 20, 2002

What did Vanessa make that turban out of, a pillowcase?

Again -- WHY is Vanessa in the hospital, theoretically confined to bed? She seems VERY mobile and isn't hooked up to any equipment whatsoever. If it's only for psychiatric purposes, she could just as well hang out in jail or at a mental facility without constantly endangering civilians.

Does Myrtle have an elevator in her house? If not, how is Chris planning to get up the stairs to his room?

If Mateo is the one gaslighting Vanessa, why would he do that, other than to just torture her? If he makes her seem even MORE crazy, then she won't go to prison (theoretically). Of course, Mateo has never been known for his brains.

Once again, Vanessa gets WELL out of her room. Why don't they just lock her damn door? The guard follows, but is pulled back by the shrink and she just LETS him pull her away! Who the hell is in charge here? THEN Vanessa accosts Jamie, putting him in a veritable stranglehold, and an entire CROWD of people just stand there and WATCH, allowing her to scare the SHIT out of Jamie. She COULD have done much worse to him while they all just stood there! Maybe we should start keeping a tally of litigable acts (or lack thereof) that take place at PVH.

What's on the chain around Chris' neck? It's under his sweater. He doesn't strike me as someone who wears jewelry, especially since he's only wearing sweats.

If they really want to make sure that Vanessa's room isn't wired for sound, why don't they just move her to another room?

Semi-TAN: Does anyone besides me ever wonder how the ABC soap announcer must feel when he has to read all the promos for everything from MacDonalds to ABC jewelry to upcoming primetime shows? I mean, really, he sounds SOOO uncomfortable sometimes and rarely do I consider his attempts to sound sincere to be so. He tries to sound amazed and delighted and it just falls like an anvil (to me). Yeah, it's a job, but that voice has creeped me out for a long time now. He always sounds just so out of place, like an super-macho guy pretending to be nonchalant while buying buy sanitary napkins for his daughter and having to endure a price check over the loudspeaker.

Robin "was that the super slim maxi for heavy, overnight or moderate flow? With or without wings? Sir? Sir?" Coutellier