Boogie Chillen
July 29-30, 2002

What judge in their right mind (or even their WRONG mind) would award custody of ANY child to ADAM with his abysmal track record? Colby would be better off in foster care!

Continuity! Barry said Dixie was committed to the same facility (Oakhaven) as Adam wants Liza to go to -- WRONG! Dixie was in a place called Swan Something-or-other. Or maybe that was the doctor's name. In any case, it was NOT Oakhaven. I think Adam SPECIFICALLY didn't want her going to Oakhaven so no one would know about it. Then again, maybe it WAS Oakhaven, but it was the first time WE ever heard of it because they had previously used a different mental hospital. Anyone else know what I'm talking about?

So Brooke left town and Tad didn't know about it. Again, where the hell is JAMIE?

Why is SOS bustling in the afternoon or early evening when there was hardly anyone there the night before (and it was a FRIDAY night as far as I was concerned)?

Why is Brooke staying in the SAME oven of a motel that she was in before when everyone make such a big deal about it being a fleabag motel? It looks like it's even the same ROOM. Also, it's no wonder the lamp wasn't on when Brooke picked it up and threw it across the room, because I'm pretty sure it didn't have a cord.

Petey and Jamie were always playing together. Now Jamie is about 13- 14, but Petey looks like he's about 9-10. Jamie always WAS older than him by about 2 years, but the gap seems much bigger now.

What is David up to with Maria? I have to admit, it's a twist.

Palmer has the finest suite at the Valley Inn? Oh PUH-LEASE! I've seen bigger BATHROOMS!

Palmer concedes to Opal that Kendall IS just playing him, but says she AMUSES him and reminds him of himself. Isn't that what he said about Vanessa?

Ah, NOW we have the name of a town in Nevada to which our tedious trio keep flocking: Los Yermos. And now she's saying that the motel she had fainted in was in a town called Oasis. That's one HUGE motel room if it straddles TWO towns!

Did Opal just give us a nod re cutting hair out in great clumps due to chewing gum that Jamie forced onto a little girl's hair? LOL!

Opal rants about Kendall being a jailbird and a liar and demands to know if THAT'S the kind of person he wants teaching their son. Well, PALMER is a jailbird and a liar. I suspect Opal's done some time at some point, too, and she's CERTAINLY been a liar.

Palmer is going to hire Kendall as a nanny -- I'm sure Petey will appreciate all the free peeks down her blouse that she flashes at every opportunity, bending over and practically shoving the view in his face. I'm sure PALMER will.

Robin "notice you get the word 'loser' out of Los Yermos" Coutellier