Boogie Chillen
July 15-16, 2002

I'm glad Eva La Rue's hair is not so light now -- it was kind of jarring to see it so light before.

Mia sure does RUB Adam a lot. Knock it off!

What a PATHETIC performance by Brooke and Tad in front of the hotel clerk. If I hear her say LOVERBOY one more time I will literally PUKE! Could they BE more stilted and fake (especially Brooke)? Watching them is like, well, watching *THEM*! Make it STOP -- PLEEEEAAASSSEEEE!

Leave it to Roger to be a horndog while at death's door. It remains to be seen if it was yet another ploy to passive aggressively inform Greenlee of the affair to get back at her for AGAIN reminding him that he was a FAILURE.

Aside from the air-conditioning not working (or not installed in the first place), that hotel doesn't look like a dump to ME. It's a hell of a lot nicer than the Pine Cone Motel.

Jackson has a hell of a nerve lecturing ANNA about tampering with evidence! Hello? Dead body? Dumped down a well? Ring any (death) bells Mr. Perfect DA?

My, what a graceful faint Brooke performed! They never faint like a regular person who would normally land with a thud in an extremely undignified position, not to mention massive bruises.

How many of you were extremely disappointed when Maria pulled out her water bottle, then merely poured a little on a scarf to daintily dab at Brooke's face and neck instead of pouring the entire bottle over her face? Watching Brooke sputter back to consciousness from THAT would be entertaining! A few attention-getting slaps would be icing on the cake! Oh wait, she IS slapping her -- but only her wrist :-( I substituted that image with one of Maria holding Brooke's hand to Brooke's face and slapping it silly. That would REALLY have been entertaining in an easily amused kind of way! Was that a dress shield showing through Brooke's blouse or discoloration from sweat stains?

OMG, Vanessa looks like Gloria Swanson was dug up to star in remake of the Thriller video, right down to the jerky movements! She sure knows how to make an entrance! ROTFLMAO!

Robin "I'm ready for my Exhumation, Mr. DeMille" Coutellier