Boogie Chillen
January 22, 2002

Hayley, Simone and Mateo all thought that he might be whacked earlier in the evening; they KNOW he's going to be given an assignment to whack someone else. Proteus/Vanessa aborts the tee-time and Mateo FORGETS TO TELL HAYLEY? Talk about out-of-sight/out-of-mind!

Isn't Anna a MASTERFUL spy? Vanessa doesn't answer her door within 15 seconds and Anna immediately starts picking the lock, assuming Vanessa is out. Maybe she was just taking a dump, Anna -- did you ever think of THAT? Actually, in a way, she WAS taking a dump -- she was disposing a piece of shit, after all.

Pissed off or not, Tad was being a ROTTON father by insisting on dumping the divorce crap all over JR like that!

LOD #1:
Vanessa snarling to the air (after she uses all her strength to keep Anna from breaking in -- does Anna REALLY think Vanessa is going to get cozy with her after THAT?): "My boys have girlfriends from HELL!!! **BOTH** OF THEM!!!"

Anna BREAKS INTO Vanessa's room WHILE VANESSA IS IN IT and trying to keep her out, and she then has the NERVE to tell David that she thinks Vanessa is cracking? Granted, Vanessa was pretending to be distraught over the rejection by her sons, rather than acting incensed that Anna not only picked the lock, but tried to physically force her way in, but STILL!

LOD #2:
Vanessa, drag-walking Larry's body across the room to put into the closet: "Oh, GOD! Why do I always pick 'em BIG?"

LOD #3:
Vanessa to David re her bad choices in men: "Just one more skeleton in Mother's closet, huh?"

Robin "Vanessa is one character I truly LOVE to hate!" Coutellier