Boogie Chillen
January 17, 2002

Where did Mateo find the logs for that beach fire, the plumbing store? Have you ever seen such PERFECT logs before?

Speaking of perfect logs, now we have Kendall going into RYAN's room. This time, BOTH of them are mostly undressed. How conVENient! Lots of zingers, too. Kendall: "Are you going to put some pants on anytime soon?" Me: "Are you?" The ONLY reason I'm not FFing through any Ryan/Kendall (or Ryan and ANYBODY, for that matter) scene is because I feel like it's my duty to see them to have a better sense of things when doing Friday updates, but they're so f**king annoying it makes me want to get up and pee just to get away from them!

Hayley asks Mateo: "What if he's following you?" Well, then, perhaps you shouldn't BE THERE, you idiot! She goes to all the trouble to dress like a black-shrouded mummy, then takes her hood off when she's at the one place she should NOT be seen and recognized.

Did David take covert xrays in his office when he examined Leo? He said Leo had some bruised innards, but on what did he base this assumption?

Uh, what did they give Leo for the pain? Usually it's Vicadin or codeine, which, generally speaking, doesn't make you HAPPY. It makes you sleepy, possibly nauseous and more than a little zonked out, but I can tell you, it's never made ME feel like dancing! Stumbling into walls and furniture, yes; dancing, NO. Deep thoughts and brilliantly amusing repartee isn't usually part of the equation either. It's hard enough just to concentrate enough to READ. And that's with just ONE pill, not 3 or 4, which is more likely to cause apnea since it's a systemic depressive agent!

Sigh ... more "conversation" from the stand, this time between Chris and Kendall. Chris makes statements and she snidely makes snappy comebacks and no one even blinks at the outrageous behavior.

Robin "I'd check my calendar to see if I have PMS, but I'm in NO MOOD!" Coutellier