Boogie Chillen
January 16, 2002

If SOS is the hottest nightclub in town, there must be ICICLES all over the other spots. Oh yeah, that's where *I'D* go to score some heavy-duty drugs and dance the night away -- NOT.

Anna (and Chris) think she can just waltz in and become Chief of Police of PV? What's Derek, chopped liver? Don't answer that! The job must offer a great deal of free time, since she spends most of HER time trailing after David and waiting for his crumbs. She also spent, what, 10 YEARS where she had NO MEMORY of her life before that, not to mention constant seizures?

After all this time, Chris is just NOW even THINKING about finding out a little bit more about Frankie's life before she came to PV? I wouldn't hire this guy to mow my LAWN!

Was I the only one reeling from being buffeted by Chris' and Anna's constant mispronunciation of names? (Be-arnk-a, Be-aaankk-a, Vanesser)

Ryan has some NERVE ordering CHRIS out of Kendall's room and actually LECTURING him about not leaving the room when the lady asks him to! Somebody duct tape this guy (and I mean ALL his limbs and orifices) and shove him in a closet in hunting lodge -- PLEASE!

LOD:
Kendall to Ryan and Chris: "Actually, you're BOTH idiots." THANK you, Kendall! There was another one about David thinking Vanessa's smarts consist of her trying to convince people her IQ is higher than her shoe size, but that one was too easy.

Kendall to Ryan's departed air: "Soooo, we toss care packages from Mommy. Interesting." No it's not.

Anna, the consummate spy, gets a new mission and immediately tells David about it. When he asks WHY Vanessa is being investigated, she says: "It's top secret." This woman leaks like a sieve!

Robin "Kendall should install those perimeter guns like the ones used in the movie 'Congo' -- TRAVEL size, of course" Coutellier