Boogie Chillen
January 10, 2002

Brooke to Edmund: "I haven't seen the moon -- rise -- in a long, long time, and I want to thank you." Was I the only one thinking of the "Sex and the City" episode where Miranda's new boyfriend makes his preferences known to her while she gives him a massage?

Jeez, while Broke is saying goodbye to Edmund, he acts more interested in her wallpaper than in her. In the meantime, Aunt Phoebe has set up another "you'd-better-have-sex-or-else" night for them. When contriving these little trysts, does Phoebe ever stop to wonder if Brooke might be on her period at the time or that Edmund might need a little boost from Viagra and not have any on hand?

I understand Greenlee panicking about being stuck in the sauna (I would be too, except I'd never go into one in the first place), but she tried to leave only a couple of minutes, if that, after Jake left. Why is she on the verge of collapse so quickly?

Had to LOL when Greenlee plopped her behind down on the floor of the sauna and there was a loud sizzling sound :-) Jake eventually wanders in and wonders how Greenlee got stuck in there. Uh, YOU'RE the one who shut a locked door on her! Isn't there some kind of fire or other health/safety code that would make it illegal to have a lock on the door to a sauna that would prevent occupants from LEAVING it? Considering he's still wearing only a towel, he can't have been gone very long.

So, how many of you substituted your own spelling to the last word in the card for Brooke and Edmund: "Daddy & Brooke, sitting in a tree, _ _ _ _ i-n-g"? I'm SO bad (not to mention juvenile)!

How many of you cringed when Edmund observed that Brooke is "a woman of many moods", remembering the Jim Tomasen affair, among others?

LOD #1:
Laura to Vanessa: "Well, this job requires somebody with no conscience, so naturally I thought of YOU."

LOD #2:
Vanessa to Laura: "Oh my dear! You see, I couldn't POSSIBLY make Greenlee more RIDICULOUS than YOU." ROTFL!

The whole scene in the car was just GREAT! I particularly liked the part where Vanessa suggested Laura go have another operation and add few body parts that might make her slightly appealing to SOMEONE down the line.

Why is Jake KEEPING Greenlee in the sauna after her dehydration episode, even if he DID turn the steam off and prop the door open? It's not like it's not still hot and wet in there (insert your own appropriate or inappropriate comment here as needed -- sometimes I like to volley and let someone else can make the shot :-). I see Jake is yet ANOTHER guy who takes his cell phone into the sauna. Mmmmmm, he IS nice to look at though. My logic is starting to slip more and more as they keep showing a slippery moist Jake in a towel. Reminds me of something an old boyfriend used to say whenever he saw a "Slippery When Wet sign: "... then again, aren't we ALL?"

Geez, isn't ANYONE else at The Health Club but them? Why isn't anyone else in there helping. Did he leave her to go get the water bottle?

Laura barges into Brooke's house and slams the door, but no one notices her until she steps further into the room?

Nice maneuver, Larry, doing a raspberry into your shirt-mic (after sucking on Vanessa's neck like a snail in an aquarium or possibly a nursing calf). You guys are right -- he's one WEIRD-looking dude. He looks like his makeup was applied with a trowel.

Robin "Vanessa is getting to be even MORE fun to watch" Coutellier