Boogie Chillen
January 9, 2002

Okay, I KNOW I'm not the only one whose eyes bulged when the show opened with Jake appearing to be fondling himself in the sauna! (keyword being "appearing") Welcome back to Porn Valley, folks!

Kendall is (at least WAS) a VERY smart woman. So why is she turning her back on Ryan, a strange man (by any definition) who walks right into HER room and orders her around while she's standing there wearing nothing but a towel? And he asks her what HER problem is? Then he MANHANDLES her over to her BED and forces her to sit down. I would SOOOO be screaming at this point!

Did you see what I saw in the background in Kendall's room? A TOILET! Not a first, but definitely unusual.

Only Erica, Greenlee and Kendall would put high heels on when they step out of or into the shower.

Erica called CHRIS from the room containing Frankie's body and he arrived to find her sitting there holding a gun. Why didn't Jackson call CHRIS to the stand (not that any of this makes any sense to begin with)?

Apparently that IS a co-ed sauna at The Health Club. All things considered, they must have to douse the place with chlorine bleach straight through the sprinkler system every night. Actually, given that most men in The Health Club never even NOTICE the nubile women working out and only talk to and have eyes for each other, that sauna probably gets a daily workout no matter who uses it.

Have you noticed that the new Kendall has a REALLY long neck?

MAN that was bad dialogue between Kendall and Erica -- REALLY bad. PLEASE tell me it was staged for Ryan's benefit (although Erica would have no way of knowing he would be there before she arrived).

Vanessa is looking FABULOUS, isn't she? I LOVE her hair color!

LOD #1:
Leo to Erica: "Apologize to Greenlee or she walks." Erica: "Promise?"

LOD #2:
Greenlee to Jake: "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Give the girl some space -- she's taking a shower."

Robin "who has fond hot-tub-at-work memories" Coutellier