Boogie Chillen
December 17-18, 2002

Are we REALLY supposed to believe that the first shrink Liza interviewed would EVER have been considered to even be INTERVIEWED other than picking him out of a phone book? While I like the kooky new shrink, the TOTAL imitation of Carol Kane is kind of annoying.

Well, if David didn't pull the trigger on Aidan, who did? Edmund? Sammy? The bullethole is at about the right height and Sammy REALLY doesn't like Aidan.

In case anyone is wondering, when Aidan got up from the bed after Maria left, he groaned and said: "Oooh ... bugger ME!" The closed- captioning only shows: "Oh, me -", but I know what I heard. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that pretty much the British equivalent of "F**K ME!"?

Isabella waxes on and on about how proud Hector would be for Mateo moving to CA with Hayley to further Hayley's career -- the HELL he would! Hector would have a coronary that Mateo was moving for a mere wife, and an alcoholic, divorced one at THAT! HER career? She should be home in the kitchen, making more babies and obeying her HUSBAND! THAT'S what Hector's reaction would have been.

All things considered, they don't seem to be keeping a very good eye on Lorenzo, considering they're in a bar and all.

Geez, an entire episode revolving around Hayley and Mateo leaving. I suppose they have to do that, considering all the time they've been on the show, but I can't have been the only one groaning and saying: "Would you just LEAVE already!"

Oh, thank you for reminding us that Hayley and Mateo had sex on a very public beach in Jamaica in the middle of the day. I notice they thoughtfully left out the part where he poured her a drink and told her she was dead to him.

Maria kept trying to get rid of Edmund and insists she needs to shower and change. She REALLY feels a need to shower -- maybe she should have told him she has that not-so-fresh feeling. Nothing like talking about feminine hygiene to get a guy out of the room in a hurry :-)

Robin "will he notice that she left the seat up?" Coutellier