Boogie Chillen
December 6, 2002

Tad grills Liza about disappearing for a while at the party. Rather than just say something reasonably plausible (she was in the bathroom taking a shit, for instance -- what could he do, ask what color?), she and Tad do a long, boring game of cat and mouse. THIS was the woman who used to run a tabloid TV station? Her mind is MUSH!

JR tells Laurie that every day he walks 3 flights of stairs out of his way JUST to see her. How many stories does that school HAVE?

Laurie's father is so OBVIOUSLY skulking around the corner everywhere Laurie goes. It would be comical if it weren't so creepy -- no WONDER Laurie is attracted to JR. If that's how he normally behaves, maybe THAT'S why he lost his job.

David regains consciousness to, once again, find himself tied up as someones captive, all the better to torture him. How many people EVER get tied up even ONCE in a LIFETIME (not counting consensual kinky sex), let alone multiple times? Maybe he should stop putting all his money into medical research and concentrate on the burgeoning rope market.

Robin "now that David is tied up, Aidan should feed him some Ex-Lax -- now THAT would make David SWEAT" Coutellier