Boogie Chillen
September 4-5, 2001

Why is Hayley wearing earrings while recuperating in the hospital? Oh well, I'm sure a close-up will reveal the reason (wink-wink).

Don't tell me, let me guess -- the stuffed lion is for sale, right?

Colby has finally aged somewhat and can understand a LOT more than before. So why are Marian and Adam hashing out all this dirty linen right in front of her? ABOUT her, even? Then Liza comes in and SHE and Adam immediately discuss their marriage and Colby's questionable presence in Adam's life, with Colby watching back and forth. MAN is this kid going to be screwed up later!

Speaking of the SORAS'd Colby, she looked to be about 3 to me. that's probably about right, considering they REVERSE-aged her about six months when she was a toddler.

I thought Julia wasn't supposed to have ANYTHING from the family, ESPECIALLY photos.

ALL RIGHT! They ARE booting Anna off the show, right? YEE-HAW!! Then she faints. DAMN! Spoke too soon!

Now Dixie has punched David. I think the only Martin family member who HASN'T punched him (and I could be wrong about this) is Jamie.

David asks if they hospital board has reached an agreement or if they should continue the discussion through their attorneys. Huh? His attorney hardly even opened his mouth! Why were Tad and Dixie allowed to be there, not to mention David's mommy? And why were the board members discussing how much David had them over a barrel with him right there in the room?

Robin "whose middle finger is doing MUCH better (but I'm still elevating it often in traffic" Coutellier