Boogie Chillen
November 5, 2001

What the hell day is it in PV? It's the day AFTER Greenlee was draped naked across Jake's desk. At the Thaddeus Martin house, in the meantime, they are all decked out for a Halloween party, despite the fact that Halloween was almost a week ago.

Whoa, looks like widdle Jamie has aged about 4 years overnight! I think his voice is changing.

Apparently "bastard" is the new word for the month of November. So far Adam and Anna have said it within the space of one day.

Let's see, Laura's going to have a Martha Stewartish wedding TOMORROW, but she just came up with the (bogus) napkin signature idea the night before? Uh huh.

Where do these people get their makeup? Anna was almost blown up by a persnickety computer, got in a car crash, laid outside in the dirt all night in the mountains of Pennsylvania in November, was hauled into the hospital with her head and neck immobilized by a large red contraption that covered much of her face, yet her makeup looks more perfectly applied (with the addition of some artful smudges) than it usually is. TAN: When I was about 13, I bought some cheapie black liquid eyeliner from Woolworth's and applied copious amounts to my eyelids. I was THRILLED, because it was supposed to be waterproof. My friend and I went swimming (at a semi-public pool). I jumped in the water and when I came up, my friend shrieked with laughter, pointing at me and making a huge scene because of my MAJOR raccoon eyes. It was HUMILIATING! THAT'S the kind of make-up scene I want to see on AMC :-)

When did Leslie suddenly become "that woman"? Dixie knows her name very well -- why doesn't she use it?

Robin "who now has raccoon eyes WITHOUT benefit of 'waterproof' eyeliner" Coutellier