Boogie Chillen
May 29-30, 2001

What time is it? If it's Greenlee's first day on the job and she has to be at work at 8am, what is she doing running around on the beach?

What's with Jackson's hair? It looks like Disco Reagan.

Tad tells Brooke that he has NEVER seen her "go off" like that in public. Refresh my memory, was he at the airport when Brooke made that huge scene about Flight 149? Was he at the TV studio when she made that huge scene about Flight 149?

[FAC BJ's ON]
Oh great, now those little bitches are smoking all over me -- UGH! I'll just fix that by turning on the sprinklers over them -- here we go! What the? Hello!!! I need WATER here! Damn contractors and their Krazy-glued sprinklers!
[FAC BJ's OFF]

Dimitri tells Edmund he should have consulted with him before bailing the kid out of jail. Edmund says he didn't HAVE to bail him out because Ryan dropped the charges. Hello? Ryan never BROUGHT charges in the first place and insisted that Derek NOT arrest the kid while he was still on the yacht.

Is Edmund Anna's medical guardian? If not, why was HE given the results of the DNA tests on her and Gabriel (at LAST we can use his NAME). For that matter, is it legal to even do that without Gabriel's permission, particularly if he has not been charged with any crime? How do they know the blood on the cuffs was even HIS blood?

I caught a little bit of a program on the Discovery Channel about transplants. If Laura gets a new heart, they will slice her chest open with a SAW. Either the actress is leaving the show or (more likely), she will have a miraculous recovery, because there is no way they are going to keep her around if they can't put her in low- cut dresses eventually. Of course, it never stopped Dixie and Erica (we have yet to see JOE in a speedo, though). At this point, I'm throwing in "miraculous recovery" as my guess.

Has Brooke checked eBay for a new heart? You can get some good deals, especially if you wait until the last 10-30 seconds to place your bid.

I hate when someone who has been COMPLETELY unknown suddenly shows up, people discover that they are actually siblings, and INSTANTLY offer their home and hearts. Would you REALLY do that if a stranger showed up on YOUR doorstep, even if they DID have valid DNA results in hand? What if that person has been breaking into your house and following you around with lethal weapons?

Gabriel to Anna: "You're staring at me!" Look who's talking!

I don't blame Gabriel for bolting from the room after Anna's barrage of questions. Edmund was skulking around like the Pink Panther and I fully expected him to whip out a garrote to strangle Gabriel from behind.

Anna is hoping that Gabriel will eventually trust her enough to tell her his story. Edmund: "In the meantime, I can do a little digging." I CAN'T be the only one to see sexual overtones in that line (can I?)! I know just what he'd use for a shovel and what turf he's hoping to probe ;-)

Tad tells Brooke that if anyone can convince the braindead patient's relatives to donate organs, it's Jake. I suddenly had this vision of Jake pressuring parents of a healthy young woman to donate her organs; specifically, her eggs. Oh, and her body too, but just as an incubator. It could happen.

Laura begs Bianca not to tell Brooke that Laura knows she needs a transplant and is going to die without one, or maybe even with one. Laura desperately needs to give the desperate Brooke some hope about being able to do ANYTHING to save her. Well, Missy, swimming in the freezing Pennsylvania (not to mention not knowing HOW to swim) isn't exactly going to reassure her!

NOTE to the relatives of the braindead patient: You might want to SERIOUSLY consider Brooke's "offer". She gets a little testy now and then. In fact, you look like YOU have healthy hearts. Watch your backs.

Robin "hoping Gabriel fails in his attempt to tame the back end of a horse" Coutellier