Boogie Chillen
May 15-16, 2001

Rebecca Buddig (Greenlee) was GREAT on Tuesday! Totally believable. How many of us have, at least once, drunk an entire bottle of wine (or whine, as the case may be) in one night due to a broken heart? Man is SHE going to be hungover in the morning! (I never did THAT again!)

You are about to tell your teenage/adult/child daughter that she has a fatal condition, but will be under the knife in another hour or so. Do you:

a) Take her home and gently explain the situation, keeping a box of Kleenex handy. Soothe her and bring her back to the hospital for a nice tranquilizer before they prep her.

b) Take her out for a nice meal, wait for it to work it's way into the small intestine, then inform her that she has to have an enema in an hour.

c) Take her to a public place with loud music, tell her that, despite all the mouthwatering aromas in the air, she can't eat anything, is about to croak unless she has MAJOR surgery ASAP which will leave a thick, zipperlike scar down to her bikini line, AND she has to have an enema in an hour.

As an adult, doesn't Laura have to sign consent forms for any invasive procedures? Wouldn't that include INFORMED consent?

Does Jake EVER explain to anyone WHY he wants them to do anything (in this case, telling Greenlee to strip). I LOVED Greenlee's consternation, ending with her saying "You .... YOU ........ MAN!" ROTFLMAO!!!

What judge would allow an impromptu hearing without notifying both parents? At NIGHT, no less! And why was Adam trying to turn it into a permanent custody hearing when it was just about the charges against J.R.? Of course, J.R. seeing Dixie and David at the courthouse together was SOOOOO predictable.

Also LOVED Greenlee's name for Gillian: "Miss Goulash-A-Go- Go"

Maybe PV Hospital should go into partnership with PV Inn, because apparently people can just come and go whenever they please AND even live there if it suits them.

Laura to Brooke: "I have some kind of virus, right, I mean how bad can it be?" She looks around and notices people all around her suddenly falling to the floor and having convulsions.

J.R. to the Cretin Crowd: "Hey guys, why don't we do this, like, every Friday after school?" Robin: "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

What kind of drug dealer keeps his stash in a container that lights up like a slot machine? That teenager should know better, especially since he appears to be about 35.

Even more predictable: A pregnant Hayley in the car with J.R. driving recklessly and getting into an accident, thereby jeopardizing the baby (not to mention Hayley). Unpredictable: It wasn't raining at the time.

Robin "although Jake's apartment sounded like a storm was brewing -- I think it was his coffeemaker" Coutellier