Boogie Chillen
March 14, 2001

Stuart has always been steadfastly law-abiding. He rarely gives in to Adam's pleas that they sometimes switch places. Now he's SUGGESTING it while Adam is under house arrest? Who is writing this? It can't be someone who is at all familiar with the character of Stuart!

Where did Laura learn all those moves? Why do I get the feeling she should be twirling and grinding her way around a pole? Oh wait, that IS what she's trying to do!

You know, every time Liza marries Adam another 1/4 of her brain disappears. Here she is, a mother who would do ANYTHING to protect her child, yet she deliberately gets herself arrested so she can spend the night in jail with Adam -- as if they would put them in the same cell together. Folks, if this co-CEO of Chandler Enterprises and head of WRCW has anything to do with the stock market, well, we know how our 401Ks disappeared. They are in the same black hole her brain is hiding in.

Apparently Marian's brain ran off with Liza's because she says that they are 4 intelligent people (Hayley, Mateo, Marian and Stuart) [that alone shows she's near flatlining] and they should be able to think up a way to bust Liza and Adam out of jail.

LOVED Greenlee telling Jake exactly what most of us seem to have been thinking about him for a LOOOONG time now: "Nobody's perfect Jake ... I mean, like YOU. I mean, you're a good doctor, but you're also a boring, self-righteous do- gooder with no sense of who runs around telling everyone what they should do."

Jake tries to convince Greenlee that he really DOES know how to have a good time. Jake: "You should see what I can do with my mouth and Dixie's fluffy discs!" Greenlee: "What?" Jake: "You know her hot, soft, circular things with the bumps that stick out?" Greenlee: "WHAT?" Jake: "Yeah, you know, those things you slather syrup on and just bury your face in until your eyes roll up in your head!" Greenlee: "WHAAATT?" Jake: "She's FAMOUS for them." Greenlee: "WHHAAAATTT?" Jake: "Oh yeah, I remember now -- they're called blueberry pancakes." Greenlee: "And you think **I'M** clueless?"

Am I the only one who kept expecting Hayley, Mateo, Marian and Stuart to burst out with Christmas carols outside of Adam's cell? This is SOOOO corny and sappy and TOTALLY unrealistic! If they wanted to have a honeymoon, why did they get married when Adam was ALREADY under house arrest? How many times have they been married? How long have they been living together? Why would ANYONE feel compelled to go to such lengths so these two can spend the night together?

Robin "I'm being extra sweet at work this week, but extra bitchy when I watch AMC" Coutellier