Boogie Chillen
July 19, 2001

Well, I was going to complain about the over-bearing behavior of Chris and Erica's all-too-lenient response to this snide, obnoxious asshole, but then I realized that this IS Erica we're talking about. She's raised coyness to an art form. I know the only time I'VE ever behaved even a LITTLE like that was a) when I was MUCH younger, b) when I was already on a date and c) when I KNEW I was minutes away from getting laid.

How is it that the old carny girl, Myrtle, didn't figure out Chris a con?

Now Erica is threatening to buy out Chris' maintenance company just so she can fire him. HELLO? If any janitor were to make employees more than a little uncomfortable, they would immediately be fired or relocated to another building and/or company. If the CEO of Enchantment didn't like finding a speck of dust on her desk, let alone the way the janitor was ogling, insulting, insinuating and MANHANDLING her, he would not only be out of there, he would be brought up on charges!

If that special little box is so important to the future of Enchantment, why is Erica putting it in a flimsy desk drawer instead of a safe? Am I the only one who thought Chris was insinuating something else when talked about her "little box"?

Poor Gillian! Even though she tried hard to enunciate, Gillian still said the new girl gives her the cweeps :-)

Robin "why is the word 'custodian' better than the word 'janitor'?" Coutellier