Boogie Chillen
January 29-30, 2001

I LOVED it when Derek said no one could get on or off that boat without them (the PVPD) knowing about it -- BWAAHAAHAHAHAHAA!!!! A marching elephant band setting off fireworks could (and probably have) sneak onto that boat without them knowing about it!

Isn't it time someone bought Jake a Betsy-Wetsy doll? A puppy? Maybe even a goldfish? That man has a SERIOUS daddy complex.

I have NO sympathy for Dixie at this point. I can't WAIT to see her face when she finds out about everything David did to manipulate her and the circumstances around her to get her into bed! The fact that Cady McLain does such a great job with her expressions will make it that much better.

Speaking of Dixie, why were her curls still bouncy after having sex and sleeping on her hair?

When Derek gives orders and everyone totally ignores him, as usual, does anyone else get reminded of the movie Animal House when everyone is panicking at the end and the one guy is standing amid the chaos and screaming in a frenzy at everyone to remain calm and that everything is under control?

When Marian saw Vanessa's prone body on deck with Palmer hovering over her, and she said, "Oh my God, this can't be happening!", did anyone else think she was going to ask Palmer if she should get Adam to slip her overboard -- after all, Adam is good at that kind of thing.

That's an amazingly clear cell phone Derek is using, considering he was (as previously mentioned by someone) holding the mouthpiece up to his forehead whenever he spoke. I wonder which carrier he has, 'cause I'm not sure I want to stay with Sprint PCS.

When Mateo told Adam that Derek was their best bet, how many of you immediately yelled "YOU ARE ***DOOMED***!"? On the plus side, as long as Mateo is on deck, his teeth should be sufficient to keep other ships from crashing on the rocks during the storm.

Did you hear Dr. Joe refer to Vanessa as "Vanessie"? Shaqqie, your nickname (I THINK it's yours) has hit the scripts (well, it's only a matter of time until they preface it with "Darth" and drop the "Va")!

So Adam has "hired extra Security", huh? How many does that make now, 500 or so guards? And anyone at all can STILL just walk up to the unlocked front door.

Robin "Vanessa's New Theme Song: Take ANOTHER Little Piece of My Heart, Now Baby!" Coutellier