Boogie Chillen
January 16, 2001

Ryan to Gillian re her heirloom: "One day you are gonna place that in her [daughter or granddaughter] hand just like your Grandmama placed it in yours..." Yeah, and she's going to break your heart by fencing it for a fudgesicle and a bottle of ripple.

Is the person who drives the launch shuttle to the yacht on the payroll, or can anyone give him/her a nickel and some shoe- scrapings to transport them to the multi-million dollar luxury yacht/corporate headquarters? Do visitors have to go through a metal detector? Of course not! They could board the boat dressed in a grenade-festooned vest and carrying flamethrowers and machetes and all they would say is: "Please don a life- jacket -- regulations, ya know."

David: "I just want you to know, Dixie, that I'm not going to make this any harder for you than it already is." Translation: "I couldn't possibly GET any harder you lascivious dollop of voluptuous pulchritude!!!" Oh, he's not going to make it harder -- he just won't let her leave the room!

How did they get through their lines without cracking up with all that talk about touching deeply, etc.?

Robin "I'm surprised David can even turn around without putting dents in the walls" Coutellier