Boogie Chillen
February 26, 2001

Is is just me, or has the time-honored tradition of yanking the phone out of the wall lost it's impact, given that all you really need to do is plug in another modular cord?

In what way is David prepared to operate, given that a) he has no feeling in his bloody right arm, b) Leslie tried to kill him and Dixie, c) Leslie is responsible for pretty much yanking the great surgeon's arm practically out of it's socket, possibly ruining his prestigious career, and d) he has a videotape of her stealing drugs from his office? And that's just the stuff that people KNOW about! He says Leslie's heart was probably be affected by the fall, so HE should be the doctor in charge. She might have broken a tooth, too -- perhaps they should put her dentist in charge. On the other, hand, Jake is a judgmental, self-righteous tightass whose brother's marriage was broken up by Leslie; if Leslie WAS the one who put the Libidozone in the punch (as far as Jake knows), she was also responsible for making countless people sick and him impregnating Gillian, who lost the baby AND a fallopian tube. Don't they have any other doctors that could work on her? Then David tells Tad (in an effort to show that he's fit to operate on Leslie): "Leslie Coulsen means less than NOTHING to me, alive or DEAD!" Now THERE'S the caring attending physician we all want treating us!

Another GREAT rewind moment: Junior slugging David RIGHT in his stab wound! Junior slugging David RIGHT in his stab wound! Junior slugging David RIGHT in his stab wound! Junior slugging David RIGHT in his stab wound! GO JUNIOR!! I only wish Junior were bigger and stronger! David passes out from the pain and Dixie throws herself down to the floor to help him, begging for somebody (Tad or Junior) to "do something". They just stare at her and each other. LOL! David's lucky that "do something" wasn't interpreted as jumping up and down on him!

If Dimitri thinks he's outwitted Charlotte by putting on an act at Wildwind since it's probably wired for sound, what makes him think she hasn't done the same to his jet? Whoops, spoke too soon; it appears the pilot is on SOMEONE's payroll, other than Dimitri's.

Does anyone feel sympathetic to Laura? Anyone? Me neither.

Robin "maybe if she didn't slink around like a cat stalking its prey I'd have an iota of empathy for her" Coutellier