Boogie Chillen
February 21, 2001

David barges into Dixie's house, startling the cop, and demands to know where Dixie is and why the cop isn't outside guarding the house. I had some demands of my own. Why isn't the door locked? If the cops still don't think Junior was kidnapped, why is the guy still there? Then the phone rings and David lunges for it. Who the hell does he think he is? He sure is making himself at home! The next thing you know he's going to be sitting around in his underwear watching football, guzzling beer, scratching his balls and leaving the toilet seat up.

How many of you were rooting for Dixie to go over the edge? If Dixie was blinded by the Mace (tear gas, not pepper spray), was she able to see the ground before she hit it? Will she bounce back up, having landed on her breasts or (even more buoyant) her head? Will she cancel the Margin Family Bungee Jumping Jamboree scheduled for Memorial Day weekend?

Robin "who would land like an anvil, and break like an egg" Coutellier