Boogie Chillen
February 20, 2001

How many times does this make that Junior has been kidnapped? At least 3: 1) Karen Parker kidnapped him when he was a baby; 2) Lee Hawkins a couple of years ago; 3) now Leslie. I'm not counting the times Adam and Dixie kidnapped him from each other.

Well, Junior obviously didn't get his intellect from Dixie! He actually uses his BRAIN to outwit Leslie and keeps his cool about it -- good for him! It ALMOST worked, too.

Tad doesn't want to leave Dixie alone with David. She points out that the police are right there. Tad leaves and Dixie immediately dismisses the police at David's behest. They hug and are thisclose commiserating about Junior's probable kidnapping. All the while she berates herself for being a bad mother and just wanting to concentrate on getting Junior back. THEN WHY THE F**K IS SHE LETTING ***DAVID*** HANG OUT AT THE HOUSE, NOT TO MENTION ALL OVER HER? What if Junior were to walk in with David even THERE, let alone draped all over her? GAWD she's STUPID!

Then Dixie goes to Junior's room to look for clues. The second she leaves the room the phone rings. Apparently there are no other phones in the house, so David answers it. After he hashes it out over the phone with Leslie about kidnapping Junior, he tells Dixie it was a wrong number. He is going to be SOOOO busted when this all comes out!

Erica doesn't even know Roger's last name and he keeps popping up everywhere she goes. She's a world-famous celebrity and doesn't recognize a stalker when she sees one? Yeah, right!

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Apparently Dixie, totally distraught and desperately searching for her kidnapped child, has been looking for him at the Glamorama, because she stopped to get her hair done (in a style vaguely reminiscent of Olivia Newton-John in Grease) before meeting with Leslie. They also did a makeup job. Did David sit in the foyer reading a magazine while this was going on? Did she get a massage from Sven while she was at it?

Robin "I know that's what *I* would do" Coutellier