Boogie Chillen
February 5 2001

LOD #1: Erica to Bianca: "What do you think I would have done if I had I found you with a BOY in your room last night?" Bianca: "Oh, I don't know, Mom ... cartwheels?"

LOD #2: "I can't believe the NERVE of Leslie Coulsen! Like YOU could actually convince ME to do something I don't want to DO?" PUHLEEZE! Any drug-addled, 3-toothed, murdering psychopath could convince DIXIE to do something she doesn't want to do just by playing her like a rubber-band around a shoebox! Sure enough, David plays the martyr, insisting that he REFUSES to say anything bad about Tad and how he KNOWS she'll never love him the way she loves Tad. Paraphrased: David: It's just my fantasy, you and me taking on the world together [together we plunge our joined hands into ravaged hearts and make them beat again!] Go! Go back to Tad -- you'll never REALLY love me! Dixie: Don't say that! Take me now you throbbing mass of quivering, thirsty, questing love! Why you're just a little boy under that brash facade! I know YOU'LL never hurt me like Tad did! Those 5,627 people who told me what a heinous, cold-hearted, egomaniacal, manipulative, conniving bastard you are just don't KNOW you like *I* do! They're just jealous of your God-given talents and don't understand what a burden that gift is!

Robin "Dixie has NEVER met a psycho she didn't like" Coutellier