Boogie Chillen
December 31, 2001

Ugh! When Liza walked in, I thought she was Myra Sloane! Actually, I was happy to see Myra until I remembered she died a few years ago. Why do they always dress Liza in such dull, frumpy outfits, even when she's supposed to be dressing for a major party? She has an unerring skill of making pretty much every "party" dress she wears look like a bathrobe.

LOD:
Greenlee to Jake: "Look, I'm not asking to have your babies! I need your professional assistance!" (This is only funny if you've been watching for about 3 years and know about Jake's obsession with HIS babies :-)

Greenlee to Leo: "Have you been with Vanessa this whole time?" Unspoken: "You smell like a stable!"

Man, that PI Liza hired is a real PEST! How did she get hooked up with him? Did he keep calling her at dinnertime to telemarket his way into her life and she finally gave in? And so DISCREET, too, asking her about her custody suit in the middle of a party.

Geez, didn't anyone notice Edmund's ceiling caving in at the stroke of midnight and all that construction material raining down on everyone, sometimes in bucketsful? Is anyone planning to drink from those ready and waiting champagne glasses NOW? Gag! Ptui! It looked like someone stood behind the camera and scraped large amounts of the stuff off in front of the camera every now and then, having the effect of a kid scraping sand off the table so that it fell in great clumps, rather than "floating" down.

As for Proteus, well at least we don't have to keep guessing who it is now (unless you haven't seen the show yet, of course).

Robin "Happy New Year, everyone!" Coutellier