Boogie Chillen
December 11-12, 2001

Looks like PV's sense of space is also out of whack -- Erica is barely 5' tall, but the new Lacey's ad shows her at 5'4" (to be fair, that's including her big hair).

Opal to Hank: "I hope you can understand that I have ... a big mouth." I'm sure Hank is was thinking "And I have JUST the place for it!" Actually, she has an unusually small mouth. Hank: "And I have JUST the perfect fit for it!"

Erica calls Security, but Greenlee presses the RLS button. Any modern office has a Name Display feature on their phones (although not everyone has a display on their PHONE). If the CEO calls Security and the call is suddenly cut off, will anyone come up and check it out? Guess not. Unfortunately, that probably IS true-to-life, although Erica should FIRE them for not responding.

I LOVE that Greenlee used the word "simpering" as a thinly disguised description of Erica! That is my number one, all-time favorite description of that little forward-side-dip which is quintessential ERICA!

LOD #1:
Erica to Greenlee when Greenlee stepped on a poster of Erica: "Stop right there! Take you heel off of my face. Thank you."

LOD #2:
David to Anna: "Yeah, but it IS oddly arousing, I have to admit, having a lover who wants to nail me in a variety of ways."

LOD #3:
Opal to Erica: "You cannot go into the courtroom looking like doom on a shingle!" BWAHAHAHA!!

LOD Honorable Mention: Opal to Erica: "Well I have some EXPERIENCE with greased pigs -- I CAUGHT one once at the county fair -- I won myself a pair of purple go-go boots and a hot-pink fake-fur jacket!"

I REALLY surprised Leo and Jake didn't just start screaming out loud when Laura appeared as the folksy neighbor. I nearly did!

TAN: During breaks they sometimes show a commercial for Homestyle Bakes, a complete dinner in a box. Their big selling point is that it's HEAVY. I've got news for you -- that's the ONLY selling point. Their food tastes like a cross between baby food and dog food and it's only heavy because it's mostly canned. BLEAH! It IS heavy. A total waste of money, IMO (but the biscuit part was good -- they should stick to biscuit mix and leave it at that).

Robin "mmmm, biscuits" Coutellier