Boogie Chillen
December 5-6, 2001

Wow, the EXPOSER is really losing its touch. Its headline was "ENCHANTMENT CEO ERICA ARRESTED -- CHARGED WITH MURDER". They missed a perfect opportunity to add the word "AGAIN" to the end of it!

Hmmm, do I sense a lets-get-married-to-get-away-from-our-parents thing looming for Bianca and JR?

Oooh, oooh, oooh!!! I have a speculation -- someone else has mentioned David possibly being involved with cloning having to do with Arlene and Lorenzo. MAYBE David IS involved with cloning -- maybe he's growing a clone of Dixie's so he can "fix" her -- spare kidney? No problem -- snip, snip -- there you go! New heart -- snip, snip, slice, slice -- boom! New heart! And, of course, you can never have too many spares of Dixie's breasts. Now she'll HAVE to love him!

Did Brooke imply that Phoebe is now living with her?

Dixie told David she never wanted him to speak to her ever, EVER again! Then she gets in an elevator with him and SHE initiates a conversation. She has the attention span of a day-old baby!

Hmmm, during that flashback to Frankie and JR in bed, I realized that, except for kissing, they were pretty far apart. I guess JR WAS a virgin if he hasn't figured out yet that, once naked, the two parties are usually somewhat closer to each other than opposite ends of the bed with their butts practically hanging over each side.

Chris says he is not qualified to walk into a court of lahr and represent Erica. I'll say -- he can't even PRONOUNCE the word "LAW". Erica insists, of course, that he be her lawyer, despite his extreme inexperience in the area. You'd think she'd be smarter than that after being in jail and on trial so many times.

That color is just not working on Mia. With her blonde hair, and light clothes, she just kind of fades. I keep wanting to use a PhotoShop Unsharp Mask filter on her and adjust the contrast. Of course, I'm working on a photo project at the moment, so I'm getting the urge to filter lots of things on TV :-) She reminds me of what Bubble said to Patsy on the Paris modeling episode of Absolutely Fabulous along the lines of: "You look all faded like a when the copier is slowly running out of toner -- and your the LAST copy!"

Palmer is a convicted felon, known for his love of guns and vicious dogs. His wife is a jackal. Leo would testify to that. How could Palmer take Petey away from Opal, other than being very rich?

I can't believe Chris not only did not jump in and stop Adam from his offer of a dream-team, but actually urged Erica to take him up on it. As Erica said, Adam would leave her twisting in the wind in a without a backward glance! Chris IS right, though -- if he couldn't figure THAT out, even after having Erica spell it out for him, he's WAAAAY too stupid to be a defense lawyer.

Isn't that YESTERDAY's outfit? Erica must be SO HUMILIATED! Nice and white, too, which SHOULD easily show any blood splatters. So why didn't they allow her a change of clothes so they could take hers for evidence?

And now we have two references (JR to Bianca, and Bianca to Erica) referring to the night of the murder as "that night", as if it's been several days instead of the night before. Someone needs to lock these writers into a room with a giant clock so they can get some inkling of a sense of time.

Robin "we've seen Erica in a black prison uniform -- let's see how she accessorizes an orange jumpsuit" Coutellier