Boogie Chillen
April 26, 2001

Hmmm, you have thousands, if not millions of dollars to spend on a romantic, exclusive cruise. The hosts FORCE you to sing karaoki (including Sonny & Cher songs) and REFUSE to let you go to your room to make love. How long do you think THIS business venture will last?

Gillian has been an airhead since she came on the show -- sometimes you can even hear the wind whistling through her ears. However, lately she's been just plain bitchy and inordinately self-centered. Not that Greenlee doesn't deserve scorn from Gillian, but this is Gillian's demeanor with EVERYONE now.

LOD: Leo tells Gillian to knock it off (making fun of Greenlee's assertion that there is a man with a knife on board). Gillian: "After she tried to scare us out of our wits?" Greenlee: "That wouldn't be FAR." ROTFL!!! So VERY true!

Why is either ONE of the two psychopaths (David and Leslie) allowed on the sun porch AT ALL, let alone at the SAME TIME?

Aren't they being a little heavy-handed with Laura getting EVERY symptom of a drug addict ALL AT ONCE? She's going through all the symptoms like she's going down a checklist. I'm surprised there aren't checkmarks all over her forehead. Is this AMC or a remake of Reefer Madness?

The guard who is supposed to be GUARDING Leslie tells her not to move and he goes outside to see if her ride to Oakhaven is there. Can you imagine these actors' first reactions to these scripts? They must be either laughing hysterically or barfing!

Can you imagine being out cold, then coming to to find Smilin' Joe's face about 6" from yours? AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Robin "I repeat: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" Coutellier