Boogie Chillen
April 18-19, 2001

Wow, HUGE turnout for the mega superstar model Erica Kane and her speech on drugs, huh? There's probably better attendance at seminars entitled: What IS That Stuff on the Ceiling?

On Thursday Jack comes in to find Erica in a tizzy because BIANCA IS MISSING!!!! Oh please, Bianca is ALWAYS missing! She's 17, get over it! Erica has almost completely lost her voice between school and home. I guess she's been standing in her living room screaming Bianca's name at the top of her lungs for longer than I thought :-)

Well, we didn't see much of Leo's "attacking" Jake at the hospital, but we certainly HEARD it. Did that sound like a sissy slapflight or what?

Apparently Gillian and Ryan finding dead bodies at Wildwind is going to be, at minimum, an annual event. Cake and ice cream for everyone! FAC Dave the Candlier, do you have specialty candles for Dead Bodies at Wildwind Day? How about cards?

Roses are red,
Carnations are too,
Now a dead body,
In your turret is blue.

At least they know who it is this time.

So what was Bart's secret? Did he wear silk panties? He's the love child of Richard Nixon and Dale Evans? He has EVERY episode of My Mother the Car on DVD? That he loved Anna -- oh BIG SECRET there.

Robin "I know JUST where to put the candles" Coutellier