Boogie Chillen
April 16, 2001

Dixie sure does use the word "affair" a lot, doesn't she. Tad slept with Liza ONCE. He had drug-induced sex (MAYBE) with Leslie ONCE. Hmmm, well, that IS two women, but still, she always makes it sound like he has constantly has ongoing, years- long affairs.

Doesn't it seem even slightly odd to Dixie to demand that J.R. come home practically the minute she finds out about David lying to her and within seconds of Tad bringing up the D-word? Oh yeah, things will be calm and happy NOW. All things considered, why aren't there sleazy reporters camped out on her front lawn? I'm sure she can redeem THEM if she really works at it. Perhaps if she poses for them in that blue blouse they'll realize that they've led despotic, worthless lives and only this DD-cup angel in the tight blouse can make them pure again (well for a few minutes, anyway). I'm sure Tad wouldn't mind, if it's for a good cause ;-)

What a dedicated doctor that Joe is! Yup, he's the doctor I would want treating ME if I were in the throes of cardiac arrest. Joe: "Oh nurse! Get me that ham sandwich, STAT! Oh, and when you get a chance, I need a crash cart."

Robin "CLEAR ... or not" Coutellier