Boogie Chillen
September 26, 2000

Considering how much hurling Arlene has been doing in the last 12 hours, how many of you thought she SHOULD have hurled upon inhaling the aroma from the cigar she was fondling?

Why are Liza and Colby and Scott (and probably the nanny) all still staying at the gatehouse? For a tiny 1-bathroom cottage, it has amazing capacity! Funny how Frederick never mentioned sensing Colby's presence. Frederick: "I sense the tiny, yet powerful presence of an infant ..." Marian: "You can sense Colby's soul in this house?" Frederick: "No, I sense her diaper needs changing, the sooner the better! Jesus, what the hell have you been FEEDING her?"

Now that Greenlee's been lying on the bed in the hospital room so that Leo can "attend" to her, will she be billed for use of the room?

Poor Winnifred! I LOVED her reaction when Adam ordered her to go with Arlene and watch every step of the pregnancy test: "I'd REALLY rather not. Sir." He yells at her to do it -- that's an ORDER! Then after the test SHE apologizes to HIM? She'd better be getting a HUGE bonus in her next paycheck for THAT one!

David has a lot of nerve chastising Leo for making out with Greenlee in a hospital room, considering that DAVID had SEX in his office with Erica!

I guess Arlene's news is going to put a little crimp in Adam's dinner plans. He should have Lucretia send up a special dinner plate for Arlene: sauerkraut, tuna fish, and liver.

Ryan says he'll be waiting for Gillian at the turret. Why didn't they go there in the first place instead of the very public boathouse? And speaking of the very public boathouse, how come nothing is ever stolen or vandalized in it? You'd think that, at minimum, homeless people would be squatting there.

I still think Jake's blazingly fast recovery is ludicrous!

Robin "I guess he really IS an iron man" Coutellier

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